Seriously. If this passes, virgins could be considered pregnant. Yup. You read that right.
Well shit, I could be pregnant right now.
Click and read.
Mom, I need to talk to you.
…I’m retroactively pregnant.
The Beanie Baby Hunger Games (by TheOnlineMusical)
Wait, this is perfect. Don’t watch it if you haven’t already seen the movie though, haha.
Not even halfway through and I’m dying from laughter.
Edit: I love it.
Well hi there Tumblr, aren’t you looking nice this evening. So I made this new blog, it’s about the best thing in the world; Fanta. You should consider following. It’ll be great, I promise.
Yo Rachel, this is how you scissor.
Hey Julia, I was just browsing Tumblr when I came across your post. Rachel hasn’t seen it yet, but I’ll let her know you’ve got some advice for her.
Anyway, I was wondering if you could help me out. So, for lesbians, are the socks like a big turn on? I noticed they covered the ankle. I’m going to assume this means the bigger the better.
I would appreciate your input on this situation. Do you happen to remember what Rachel’s favorite color is? I was going to head to Nordy’s tomorrow to pick out some really nice silk ones.
Oh, by the way, if you could stop stalking my girlfriend that would be really cool. I probably wouldn’t feel the need to be so sarcastic if you didn’t post things like this all the time. Then again, this is providing remarkable inspiration for some great material for my future comedy career.
Hugs and kisses,
Becky
